It’s an Epidemic! CDC Acts in Response to Affluenza Outbreak
‘Affluenza is a real pathology, afflicting thousands of poor, wealthy people.’ – CDC NEW YORK – The Center for Disease Control went into emergency session today to counter … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/2/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Are You a Mystery? Or a Trashy Romance?
Mystery or trashy romance? A colleague recently posted an intriguing question on my favorite Facebook Librarian hangout: “If you were being sold in a library book sale, which … Read more
Hollywood Shock Horror: Barbie and Ken are Splitting Up!
Ken says he is transgender and Barbie claims the right to ‘Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Penis’ HOLLYWOOD, CA – Tinseltown was shaken to its foundations … Read more
Hawkeyes and Granitoids
What genius chose Iowa and New Hampshire to host the first primaries, anyway? And now the question that’s been dancing on the lips of politically concerned citizens for … Read more
Michigan to Make Flint ‘New Tourist Capitol’ to Recoup Water Costs
Gov. Rick Snyder: “Why fly to Iraq to see urban death, destruction and despair? In Michigan, we have it all and at a fraction of the price!” FLINT, … Read more
Weirder Than a Stephen King Novel: Let Me Introduce You to the Rock Bottom Remainders!
Yes, it’s true – the Rock Bottom Remainders are a rock band with Stephen King, Matt Groening, Dave Barry and more in it! Unannounced to most of us, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/26/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
New Yorkie Values
Is it fair to make sweeping generalizations solely based on longitude and latitude? To taunt his rival and sow seeds of evangelical doubt, Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz informed … Read more
What I Learned from Magazines this Week
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: At least ten people have been shot by their dogs since 2004, usually in hunting accidents. (AARP Bulletin, January February 2016) … Read more
