Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/30/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Trump Rises in Polls after Throwing Kitten Off 58th Floor of Trump Tower
Supporters say Trump’s outrageous stunts prove he’s ready for ‘prime time.’ NEW YORK CITY, NY — Republican presidential candidate and billionaire Donald Trump threw a kitten off of … Read more
Caitlyn Jenner’s Erection Getting in Way of Happiness
Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that … Read more
Experts Call Humor Times Magazine Holiday Discount ‘Totally Ridiculous’
Political satire buffs agree ‘it would be a darn good deal if true’ – but warn ‘sale ends soon!’ Major news outlets reported today that the popular monthly … Read more
Ben Carson: Area 51 Stores My Original Brain, Sasquatches
Ben Carson today announced the real purpose of Area 51: to house his original brain, and a colony of Sasquatches. By Alexander Vosh, Humor Times.
The Agriculture Attitude
In America, we face a momentous choice: a food future rooted in the ethic of sustainable agriculture, or in exploitative agri-industry.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/23/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “David Hasselhoff changed name to David Hoff” – So, David Hoff is now “hassle free.”
Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution
The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/16/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Anchor Baby Battle
Republicans will pull out all the stops to defeat the anchor baby horde. Prepare for earth-shattering news — immigration has become a key issue in the race for … Read more
