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Ultra-costly F-35 ‘at least shinier’ than old Sopwith Camel, officials say. WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced today that a new Lockheed Martin F-35 Joint Strike Fighter had lost … Read more
Staffers say that Hillary Clinton has not been the same since a discussion with “Miss Cleo.” WASHINGTON — Earlier today, a senior campaign staffer close to Democratic presidential … Read more
A peek inside the Trump administration Dolly Darling, the President’s Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss … Read more
Kid smarter than Republicans on healthcare MOBILE, ALABAMA — Today, a seven-year-old boy named Jonathan Mercy concluded the American healthcare system was immoral and “the s-word.” Jonathan came to … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Demands getting more specific, including GOP debate lighting style and Huggie Bears on each podium for “moral support.” The Republican candidates shocked the media world at the last … Read more
Reworked format and new entrants featured at this evening’s Republican debate Dateline: N.H., Feb.8, 2016 Hello everyone and welcome to the 37th presidential Republican debate sponsored by NotchTV, … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
A look at the American presidential election sweepstakes It’s like a train wreck. Fascinating, repellent, and loud: all at the same time. Talking about the American presidential sweepstakes. … Read more
An updated version of the Hindu parable, “The Blind Men and the Elephant” (See the updated blind men parable below.) Nine blind men and an extremely near-sighted old … Read more
