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Also, Putin ponders perhaps plundering Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing … Read more
California drought, paired with discovery of water on Mars, forces NASA reappraisal. The day after NASA announced they had found water on Mars, the agency revised its list … Read more
Perv who likes his sexual partners smooth – and shiny, hard and cold – is on a slippery slope. A man who is sexually attracted to playground equipment … Read more
Gordon Gekko was wrong: Greed is not good. Get this. And get it straight. Gordon Gekko was wrong. Greed is not good. Greed is bad. Greed eats away … Read more
Republican leaders have many concerns about the Pope’s place of origin, such as: Do Argentinean bears really do it in the woods? WASHINGTON, DC – Like the composition … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
A Trump presidency might include Sarah Palin, Mel Gibson and the recently located Elvis Presley, say sources. Reliable sources say that “The Donald” has begun naming names regarding … Read more
Represent.Us and ‘Honest Gil’ team up to satirize the 2016 election and educate voters. Represent.Us has launched an Indiegogo fundraiser to finance the production of a new “Honest … Read more
The Pope is coming, and Philadelphia is getting ready. Pope Francis will be in town from September 26-27, which the locals have begun referring to as “Pope Weekend.” … Read more
Democracy is never given to us, but must be won. As Henrik Ibsen said: “You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for … Read more
