Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/21/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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The Zany Side of the GOP Debates
The Republican debates are more than just long. No, really. To the one-thirteenth of all Americans who watched the latest GOP debate, congratulations on surviving the political equivalent … Read more
Trump Calls for Gun Groups to Form ‘Well-Regulated Militias’
Donald Trump says he backs the 2nd Amendment, but ‘Bad things are happening out there which we need to look into.’ New York — GOP presidential hopeful Donald … Read more
How to Avoid the Madding Crowds During the Pope’s Trip to the U.S.
The Pope is coming: How to be prepared Pay a visit to your local Planned Parenthood for a new prescription for birth control pills. While you’re there, have … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/14/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
How They Spent Their Summer Vacations
Presidential candidates used their summer vacations to improve themselves – here’s how. Time to yodel a big old welcome back to the same old grind from our too … Read more
‘You’re Ugly!’ Insults Break Out Among Rival GOP Candidates
GOP Candidates vie to top each other’s insults after Trump successfully mocks Fiorina WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump says he was only talking about Carly Fiorina’s “persona” — … Read more
Conjugal Forecasting, or: If Marital Events Were Reported Like the Stock Market
Wouldn’t it be nice if marital life could be summarized as neatly as financial news? It’s always amused me that financial reporters write as if all economic behavior … Read more
Labor Day: When Fireworks Switch to Jack-O-Lanterns
Labor Day is noted mostly for being a transition day. Labor Day. The last plastic souvenir sports bottle of lemonade on the dying coals of summer. Not so … Read more
Buying a President for 30 Bucks and Change
The super-rich spend billions to buy the president – but your little donation can counter them. For today’s report, I have a bunch of statistics for you. Wait … Read more
