Kanye for President! No, Seriously.
If egomaniac The Donald can do it, why not egomaniac The Kanye? “Let’s not forget that the Terminator once managed the eighth largest economy in the world, so … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/7/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Day Care Employees Fighting Mad ‘Fight Club’ Busted
Fight Club: but not the way Chuck Palahniuk envisaged it Obviously bored with their mundane lives, staff at a day care decided to inject a little excitement into … Read more
Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis to Take it Further: “Pork Eaters Can Suck It!”
Kim Davis promises to end the hypocrisy and start enforcing “God’s law” in all cases. Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis is still not issuing marriage licenses, invoking “God’s … Read more
Inspired by Cheney, Hitler, from Hell, Defends 1938 Invasion
“Like my pal Dick Cheney, I believe what I did was the right thing,” says flaming fuhrer. DEPTHS OF HELL – Interviewed last night via GoogleSeance™ satellite, former … Read more
Google Googled Google Just to Ogle All the Googling of Google
Don’t believe it? Google it! Barney Google googled Google just to ogle all the googles about Google. The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book
It’s not the only recent children’s book to spark criticism from the right. According to Ben Carson, the American author, presidential candidate and close friend of God, “On … Read more
Adam Sandler So Bad Anymore, Even Westboro Baptist Church is Demanding He Stop
Crimes against comedy: The demise of Adam Sandler Pixels, the big screen equivalent of horse shit, came on the heels of The Cobbler, the biggest stinker of Adam … Read more
6 Exciting New Apps Revolutionizing the Way You Hate Your Technology
New apps that could change your online habits in radical new ways. By Daniel Kahn Do you ever get tired of habitually checking your mobile phone notifications 3 … Read more
