In ‘Classy’ Move, Trump to Purchase Presidency, One Vote at a Time
Trump plans to offer $100 for every vote for him, “Proving once and for all, he who has the most money wins. Now that’s class.” Donald Trump has … Read more
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Kim Kardashian: The Ultimate Interview
Notes on Kim Kardashian and her Rolling Stone interview TV personality, selfie specialist, sex tape extraordinaire, model, mother, brand ambassador and the first female to obtain planning permission … Read more
Interview with God – A Humor Times Exclusive
Saying He is “misunderstood,” God took the form of a Chihuahua to meet our reporter in Death Valley. Reporter: (texting madly) “Okay, James, big joke. Here I am … Read more
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track
A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Same-Sex Marriage = Same-Day Carnage
Will the legalization of same-sex marriage destroy the world, as pundits claim? An alien invasion. Labor camps for heterosexuals. Man-dog marriage, followed by man-dog babies… If you think … Read more
South Dakota County Clerk Marries Dog, As Promised
“It’s a relief to finally come out of the kennel, but this is a little weird” – Butchy-Wutchy, lucky county clerk dog hubby. SIOUX FALLS, SD — A … Read more
Brian Williams’ New Book: Exclusive Sneak Peek!
An exclusive pre-publication look at ‘Insincerely Yours’ by Brian Williams People, are you ready for a treat? Here’s a first look at Brian Williams’ new book Insincerely Yours, … Read more
Northern States Threaten to Secede from Union and Join Canada
At summit, N.E. governors say they’ll secede from the south: ‘Enough is enough!” BOSTON, MA — The New England Governors’ Conference (NEGC) yesterday issued a “heart-felt and unanimous” … Read more
Spider-Man and White Supremacy
A conspiracy theorist weighs in on the racist-ness of Spider-Man “Unlike Batman and Superman, Spider-Man is fake. He doesn’t exist. Not only that, but his adventures are fiction, … Read more
