Welcome to Bedpan Alley! Honest Names for Nursing Homes
Here to help: Senior living facilities names that make more sense – no charge to use. A senior living facility called “Symphony Square” recently opened up in my … Read more
funny
Rebel Flag the Ultimate Dog Whistle
The Confederate rebel flag has been the source of controversy with a regularity approaching that of a Madonna comeback album. Since its reintroduction on the grounds of the … Read more
Lost Journal: Must Physical Therapy be Physical?
Journal entry: April 22, 2011 (age 41) – Physical Therapy When an orthopedist recently suggested physical therapy to alleviate pain in my lower back and feet, he didn’t … Read more
Gay Marriage is Last Straw: Conservatives Revolt as ALEC Drafts New Constitution
ALEC’s bold new constitution aims to salve the GOP sadz. The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC, a Koch subsidiary), sent out an emergency e-mail to their employees who … Read more
Red Pope/Green Pope
The itch they can’t scratch: Pope Francis He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on … Read more
David Koch, Being ‘Even Richer Than Trump,’ Exploring GOP Run
‘If he thinks he’s really rich, I am really richer!” – David Koch crediting Donald Trump with inspiration. TOPEKA, KS – Billionaire David H. Koch, younger of the … Read more
From Eleanor Roosevelt to Caitlyn Jenner: The $10 Bill Controversy
Nothing is decided yet. So how about Caitlyn Jenner for the new $10 Bill? Mark it down in your calendars, people: Five years from now, the $10 bill … Read more
Lost Journal: The Anticlimax of Spring Break ’89
Journal entry: March 18, 1989 (age 19) – Spring Break ’89 Where to spend spring break this year was not a tough call. The obvious choice, when you … Read more
Competing GoFundMe Campaigns to Relocate Strom Thurmond’s Remains
A speech by the late Sen. Strom Thurmond’s son prompts civil war among 2016 GOP candidates. During todays South Carolina senate session, the youngest son of the late … Read more
Donald Trump: ‘Love of Money the Root of All Goodness’
“I’ll bring real, gold-backed Christianity to the White House” – Donald Trump Donald Trump, professional quixotic candidate for the Republican nomination for president and bad wig model, officially … Read more
