Putin Park: If Freddy Krueger Designed Disneyland
More fun than you can shake a nuke at: Putin’s military theme park is fun for the whole family. Fancy a lunch of boiled brown bear and beetroot? … Read more
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ISIS Endorses, Then Pulls Endorsement of Trump for President
Donald Trump gains and loses his first endorsement on the first full day of his campaign Donald Trump, often referred to as “The Donald,” scored and then lost … Read more
Jeb Bush: I Was Adopted in Kenya by Laura and George in 1953
Presidential candidate Jeb Bush claims he is ‘completely unrelated’ to the Bush Family, and is thus electable MIAMI, FL – Jeb Bush claimed at a news conference today … Read more
What Good is Being Rich, If You Can’t Live Forever?
The rich are hoping to fund an ‘elixer of life’ and immortality Rich people with too much time and money on their hands often seem to get bored … Read more
President Lindsey Graham Plans ‘Nipple Pink’ White House Do-Over
“A complete makeover for the White House interior is needed as well” – Lindsey Graham WASHINGTON, DC – GOP Presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R–SC) said at a … Read more
Lost Journal: Don’t Disturb the Doll Downstairs!
Journal entry: August 11, 2008 (age 39) – The Doll Downstairs When you buy your first house, your parents are happy. They’re happy because it means they can … Read more
Thirteen Random Things I Learned About Jon Stewart from the Book ‘Angry Optimist: The Life and Times of Jon Stewart’
Jon Stewart will soon be retiring from a long stint at The Daily Show Jon Stewart’s first crush was on Eve Plumb who played Jan Brady on The … Read more
Jesus Christ Endorses Bernie Sanders for President
‘Mammon worship is now the true faith in the Land flowing with Koch and Money,’ sayeth the Lord, throwing his support to Bernie Sanders. HEAVENSGATE – Jesus Christ … Read more
Humor Times Columnist Paul Lander a Finalist in National Contest!
National Society of Newspaper Columnists is set to honor winners June 27th: The Humor Times’ Paul Lander is a finalist. The finalists in the 2015 annual National Society … Read more
Former Senator Proclaims ‘Horny Pot’ the Enemy of World Peace
‘It’s possible that smoking pot was the true Original Sin’ – Sen. Rick Sanitarium WASHINGTON, DC – An NIH report released today confirms what dedicated pot smokers have … Read more
