This Week in Election Poly Ticks
Only 70 weeks before the election! Run for your lives, people, because it’s complete chaos out there. In the pre-summer rush to wrangle positive press, current presidential candidates, … Read more
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A Letter Carrier’s Special Delivery to Congress
Neither rain nor sleet nor snow — nor even the likelihood that he’d be killed en route — could stop this letter carrier from making his appointed rounds. … Read more
John McCain Goes All John McClane
Pissed about ISIS, Senator John McCain ambushes the President On Sunday, like a rabid baboon, Senator John McCain emerged from the bushes and launched a vicious attack on … Read more
Immigration: The Beginning of the End
CAPS on immigration: It’s to blame for everything bad Californian’s for Population Stabilization (CAPS) have followed up their recent claim that California’s water shortage is due to the … Read more
Republicans Condemn ‘Hitler’ Obama, Hand Him More Power
‘It’s never tyranny when the tyrant does what you want,’ Mitch McConnell said, referring to Obama. WASHINGTON, DC – Republican congressional leaders and their corporate masters gleefully rubbed … Read more
Lost Journal: Columnist Calls for Corrections in Communication
Journal entry: March 13, 2011 (age 41) – Communication “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” Said failure prompted Strother Martin to knock Paul Newman into a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/26/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Duggar Family: Homosexuality a Greater Sin Than Molesting Children
“19 Kids and Counting” stars, the Duggar family, rank sins, rating their own as “God-condoned.” The Duggar family, who are stars of TLC’s hit reality TV show, “19 … Read more
Your Boyfriend or Your Dog?
‘Love my dog, or you get the doghouse’ A Bichon Frise is a small white dog, poodle-sized, but fluffier. Fans of the breed love our “fluffs” for their … Read more
Sen. Cruz Promises Radical Protest Against Marriage Equality
Senator Ted Cruz’ promises his plan to protest the expected Supreme Court ruling on marriage equality will be a ‘huge shocker.’ Potential Republican presidential candidate and Canadian Sen. … Read more
