Lost Journal: Delusions of a Seventh-grader
Journal entry: September 9, 1981 (age 12) – Delusions Today, I become a man. Today, I start seventh grade. Outwardly, I may still look like a boy, but … Read more
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Calling Clichés ‘Old Hat,’ Florida Seeks to Ban Them
Florida: The Farcical State After an employee of Florida’s environmental protection department was sentenced to seventy lashes and a mental health evaluation for violating Governor Rick Scott’s ban … Read more
Apparitions: Ireland’s Love for Seeing the Impossible
Just the latest apparition reported in Ireland’s religiously-fueled history Last Friday, in a Dublin pub, an American tourist claims to have seen and photographed the image of Christ … Read more
White House Down
It ain’t just the Secret Service partying at the White House Beer pong, flip cup, pill-popping, cocaine solution-drinking and womanizing. No, this is not just an average day … Read more
The ‘E’ in Email Stands for Evidence
No worries, America, Hillary Clinton assured us that all is fine, no emails to see here. The country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Hillary Clinton’s masterful … Read more
No Sign of Cotton-mouth
Sen. Tom Cotton made a floor speech steeped in controversy today. What Iran needs now is a more liberal leader, a Mullah Lite, if you will. #assholes This … Read more
Lost Journal: An Interloping Irish Princess
Journal entry: March 6, 2011 (age 41) – Irish Princess The St. Patrick’s Day Parade is a big deal in Binghamton. I skipped the festivities yesterday, but enjoyed … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/16/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Saint Patrick: The Truth Exposed
Embarrassed, Ireland must now seek a replacement for the beloved patron Saint Patrick. The Archbishop of Dublin, Diarmuid Martin, has said that, following what he called “an unimaginable … Read more
Clinton: From Blowgate to Spamgate
Hillary Clinton can’t escape comparisons to Bill We all remember the oral — apologies — moral outcry when Bill failed to keep “Colonel Clinton” in his cage, and now, unless … Read more
