SCOOP!!! We Got the Script from the New Disney Star Wars Movie!
Forget the stingy, 88 minute trailer just put out, we got the real scoop on the new Disney Star Wars movie! Our intrepid, rat-like reporters just got the … Read more
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Lost Journal: Pale Pirates Infiltrate the Tall Ships
Journal entry: July 14, 1984 (age 15) – Tall Ships I squinted ahead, along the slowly snaking line of people. The line looked long enough to be waiting … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Gay Marriage and the New Tar Pits
Modern-day dinosaurs are still stuck on gay marriage Kind of sad being forced to watch the death struggle of these modern-day dinosaurs. Responsible parents should keep their kids … Read more
Insight on Cartoonists: Barry Hunau
An interview with Barry Hunau, editorial cartoonist When I get “hate mail,” it’s invariably from my long-suffering wife objecting, once again, to the clutter of things with which … Read more
Lost Journal: Care Enough to Send the Very Worst Valentines
Journal entry: February 13, 2011 (age 41) – Valentines The following is a draft of a letter I’m sending to the human resources department at Hallmark: Dear, Dear … Read more
Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse Over New Sex Rules
“If we can’t bonk our students,” say professors in response to the new sex rules, “what’s the point of coming to work?” CAMBRIDGE — Nearly half the faculty at … Read more
Lost Journal: Five’s Company on Valentine’s Day
Journal entry: February 14, 1992 (age 22) – Valentine’s Day A few weeks ago, I boarded an Amtrak train, with most of my belongings in two army duffel … Read more
God Resigns, Effective Midnight: Calls Humanity ‘The Edsel of Creation’
Creator eschews humanity, off to find a ‘New Heaven, New Earth,’ as prophesied JERUSALEM — God resigned today, citing the appalling murders, rapes and tortures carried out everywhere … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/8/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
