Brian Williams ‘Misremembering’
At least Brian Williams got two out of three There’s a big bad brouhaha over at NBC with anchor Brian Williams misremembering being shot down in a helicopter … Read more
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Want a Jew to Fall for You? Try These Funny Pick-up Lines.
Funny pick-up lines just for Jews Kosher Porn is a new collection of funny pick-up lines just for Jews, written by humorist Sarah Rosen, and illustrated with photos … Read more
TPP: A Corporate Coup d’Etat
What? You haven’t heard of the TPP? When I was a tyke, Momma warned me not to eat anything unless I knew where it came from. That advice … Read more
Romney Exit Clears Path for Other GOP Candidates to Lose
Door now open for a large number of exciting dark horse GOP candidates to blow it. DES MOINES, Iowa — After announcing he will no longer seek the … Read more
America: Now Red Velvet Rope-a-Doped
They’ve strung out the red velvet rope: It’s the country clubbing of America. And now for a few choice words concerning my recent demotion to the status of … Read more
New “Deflategate” Scandal: Richard Sherman’s Ego Shrinks 10 Sizes
Surprise, surprise: Richard Sherman did not yell and scream about how great he was after losing the Super Bowl. Defensive cornerback Richard Sherman of the Seattle Seahawks didn’t … Read more
Nancy Fenwick, ‘Keeper of the Queen Corgis,’ Pens Explosive New Tell-All Book
Can the monarchy survive fresh revelations of sex and perversity at the palace involving the Queen Corgis? London — The shocking news this week that Her Majesty the … Read more
Katy Perry Spent a Lot of Time Contemplating Her Super Bowl Act
High flying act by Katy Perry beat out other ideas Katy Perry spent a lot of time considering what she would do for the Super Bowl. “Maybe I … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Andy Borowitz Appointed First Professor of Fake News at Harvard
‘But can we really believe Andy Borowitz’ acceptance letter?’ wonders department chair. CAMBRIDGE — Andy Borowitz, senior fake news correspondent at The New Yorker, has been appointed Harvard University’s … Read more
