Google Report: 80% of Porn Searches are by Muslims
Iranian sexologist claims entire culture obsessed with sex porn searches and death TEHERAN — Iranian sexologist Sheik Ratel-n-Rol, the “Renegade Imam of Islam,” is on the run again … Read more
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Lost Journal: Fire Prevention Courtesy of Pajama-Man
Journal entry: February 28, 2010 (age 40) Superheroes don’t need costumes, and if they do, they needn’t be elaborate. Two of my oldest and best friends, Jack Donovan … Read more
Death to Seat Belts! Joni Ernst Demands End to All ‘Fascistic’ Driving Regulations
‘Extend the Second Amendment to autos, trucks, and motorbikes – now!’ – Joni Ernst WASHINGTON DC — Feeling restrained by that seat belt? Resent being told you can’t … Read more
Sam Harris: A Sensationalist Creationist
Leading religious critic turns creationist, renounces atheism In a shocking interview with Bill O’Reilly on Fox News yesterday, Sam Harris announced he is now a creationist, renouncing atheism — much … Read more
New Hope for Devils Who Have Been Cast Out
Support groups for devils and demons provided Because Satan is known for his fire-breathing reaction to the failure of any of his minions sent to drag a soul … Read more
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Please check out our new online fundraiser to help keep the Humor Times print publication going! We’ve been publishing the much-loved political humor magazine, the Humor Times, since … Read more
Lost Journal: Let’s not Let a Second Decade Go Nameless
Journal entry: January 1, 2010 (age 40) – Second Decade Who would have thought we would finish the last decade without settling on a name for it? Let’s … Read more
‘Je Suis Frostie’ Movement Burgeons After Muslim Cleric Bans Snowmen
Three million gather on Boston Common to build snowmen giving Mecca the finger BOSTON — Families throughout New England yesterday defiantly posted “Je Suis Frostie” signs in their … Read more
Nightmares Prompt Kim Jong-un to Take Up Zumba
Kim Jong-un looking to get pudgy self fit Apparently, fear of his dead father is resurfacing in a big way and has been keeping North Korean supreme leader … Read more
Resolutions I’m Looking Forward To In 2015
2015 Resolutions: This year will be different. You watch. Usually over the period of 12 months, you get an equal balance of good days and bad. On the … Read more
