2014 Resigns Early: ‘Total Disgust with Humanity’
Tells 2015: “Good luck, sucker!” Aging year 2014 resigned today, December 29th, 48 hours earlier than expected, citing ethical fatigue and “total disgust with humanity.” Badly cut and … Read more
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The Gifts They Should’ve Gotten
Will Dur$t’$ Belated 2014 Xma$ Gift Wi$h Li$t Hey guys. Did this whole crazy holy daze madcap bedlam thing sneak up on you this year, making the world … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today: Christmas Eve Edition!
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Pope Francis Welcomes Stephen Colbert Back into the Catholic Church
‘Stephen Colbert is on a fast track to sainthood,’ said Pope Francis Vatican City — Pope Francis announced today that he would personally receive lapsed Roman Catholic Stephen … Read more
Post Office Ceasing Service in Several States
Due to low mail volume, the US Post Office is cutting back The United States Post Office today announced plans to cut back, severely curtail, or not deliver … Read more
Bushes: 3, U.S.: 0
Our little Jeb Bush caterpillar is now one step closer to being a big, bad, beautiful butterfly. Still recovering from the sonic bombshell dropped by Jeb Bush, announcing … Read more
Excessive Subtitles: How the Current Trend of Overblown Subtitles Distorts the Truth But Could Lead to World Peace
Bloated subtitles that over-promise and aggrandize the subject can get a bit annoying I appreciate that nonfiction publishers need to get more people out there buying books. But … Read more
My Predictions for Season Four of Sherlock
Hamish Holmes, Mycroft Goes Fishing and The Sign of Three Moriarties: My Predictions for Season Four of “Sherlock.” The BBC’s “Sherlock” is among the most popular shows on … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/16/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Dick Cheney: ‘I Never Shot Anyone in the Face’
Cheney says the new report’s pictures and documents are ‘a load of crap.’ New York — Former vice president Dick Cheney said today that a new report about … Read more
