Lost Journal: Blacklisted by the Red Cross
Journal entry: December 2, 1988 (age 19) – Red Cross I care to belong to any club that won’t accept people like me as members. That’s why I … Read more
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Democrats Experience Shock Withdrawal as Soliciting Emails Dry Up
‘Lonely Little Petunia’ syndrome spreading faster than Ebola for Democrats DES MOINES, IOWA — Democratic voters throughout America were in deep shock this morning when President Barack Obama … Read more
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Eye the Taj Majal for Anniversary
Kardashian and West plan for first anniversary bash Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already making plans for a big first anniversary bash. The biggest stumbling block was … Read more
Christmas Letter
Warmest Season’s Greetings to All Our Dear Friends this Christmas: This has been a wondrous year of change and growth for our family. Two months ago as Barbie, … Read more
The Funny Side of Ebola
Ebola: Diggin deep to find a rich vein of irony Gather round kiddies, because it’s time for Uncle Will to regale you with the funny side of Ebola. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/4/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: Epic Film — Going in the 3rd Dimension
Journal entry: January 24, 2010 (age 40) – Epic Film I think I’ve forgotten how to go to the movies. Due to the joys of Netflix, and the … Read more
Cosby Kids Reveal Years of Abuse by Fat Albert
Kids still traumatized by Fat Albert treatment after all these years According to a suit filed by the Cosby Kid “Mushmouth” recently, he was an aspiring bass guitarist … Read more
Lost Journal: A Pair of Psychos and a Scared Au Pair
Journal entry: February 27, 1996 (age 26) – Au Pair What’s worse than living with a psychopath? Immediately moving in with another psychopath. Even for a single guy … Read more
The Orange and Black
Time to carve a gourd, it’s Halloween! Here it comes. Creeping down dark alleys. Overturning garbage cans and spooking black cats. The scariest day of the year. With … Read more
