Hillary Clinton Apparently Unaware Obama Cannot Run for Third Term
Former First Lady Hillary Clinton gearing up to get revenge In case no one has noticed lately, it seems former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, has been a … Read more
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Austinites Dumbfounded Over Forbes Pick of Washington D.C. as Coolest City
D.C. as “Coolest City”? What does Forbes know about cool, anyway? Citizens of Austin, Texas are said to be somewhat confused over a new Forbes Magazine article naming … Read more
Lost Journal: Early ’80s TV was Preteen Purgatory
Journal entry: February 21, 1981 (age 11) – Early ’80s TV Recently, Hurricane Puberty slammed into my southern coast. My sixth-grade classroom in a Catholic school doesn’t offer … Read more
The Slacker Congress
113th Congress: Done doing nothing for now, taking a break. More fun than fourteen barrels of flunkies watching our elected officials exit Washington like scared rats streaming out … Read more
Proposed Franken-Stein Amendment to Farm Bill Takes on GMOs
GMO Franken-Stein bill: “It’s alive!” GMO labeling has gotten a lot of press lately. The biggest news on this front last year was the vote of Sen. Al … Read more
Lost Journal: Get Your Face Out of MySpace
Journal entry: September 18, 2007 (age 38) – MySpace This guy, “Tom,” on MySpace is the most popular man in America. He’s the corporate “friend” who appears on … Read more
Suing the President: Pandora’s Box of Worms
Nobody can call them a Do-Nothing Congress anymore: they’re suing the president. In a move less surprising than hot dogs at a ballgame, the House of Representatives voted … Read more
The Dear Leader’s Great Appetite
Little is known about North Korea’s “Dear Leader,” Kim Jong-un, but one man survived to talk about him. North Korea is a mythically bizarre land, a nation where … Read more
Presidential Sweepstakes: T-Minus 28 Months and Counting
Candidates doing their best to look and sound presidential Bust out the gin and tonics because this is shaping up to be one heck of a long hot … Read more
Lost Journal: The Case of the Overly-Light Lowenbrau
Journal entry: July 3, 1994 (age 25) – Lowenbrau Light Today, I was among the extended family gathered to celebrate my Uncle Art and Aunt Millie Grace’s 50th wedding … Read more
