Egg On His Face: You Better Belieb It
Justin Bieber was fined $80,900 in damages for egging a house — using some VERY hard-boiled eggs. Justin Bieber has been sentenced to two years’ probation and must … Read more
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Lake ‘Not so Placid’ Peigneur
Strange beasts haunting Lake Peigneur? Have you ever wondered what it might feel like to drain a humongous lake while drilling for oil? Of course you have, stupid … Read more
Lost Journal: What Goes On When the Lights are On?
Lost Journal entry: November 8, 1975 (age 6) – Lights Earlier this week, Dad questioned my brothers and me at the dinner table. Between bites of my mom’s … Read more
Hashtag Diplomacy: Solving the World’s Problems with a Good Tweet
Tweeting announced as the president’s new favorite diplomacy tool Location: White House Press Briefing Room Mr. Earnest: Welcome everyone. I’m Josh Earnest, White House Press Secretary. Please take … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/9/14
Ripping the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Pornographic Weather Map Shocks Viewers
A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more
Lost Journal: Fighting First Name Faux Pas
Journal entry: August 23, 2009 (age 40) – First Name Faux Pas When I meet someone for the first time, I try to keep an under-utilized rule of … Read more
A Bad Day for Michael Bay
British man lives out the dream of many movie lovers by suing Michael Bay for wasted time. On Monday, July 7th, a British man lived out the dream … Read more
Putin’s Big Screen Debut
“Vlad The Impaler” is Putin’s directorial debut Vladamir Putin’s artistic ventures, presented in whatever incarnation he wishes, have always oozed sexual prowess. As Nicolas Sarkozy famously said, “He’s … Read more
One Step Ford, Five Million Back
“Hey, you have to make your own fun in Canada,” says Mayor Rob Ford Toronto Mayor Rob Ford described the leaking of his online sex tape as “one … Read more
