Hobby Lobby to Ban Baby Dolls in Stores
Baby dolls encourage girls to be promiscuous, says devout ‘person’ Hobby Lobby. In a landmark decision, the U.S. Supreme Court has recently ruled that retailer Hobby Lobby is … Read more
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The Vatican and Viagra
The Pope’s life in the Vatican is the envy of many, but he has his own fantasies. Are you an avid Hugh Hefner fan, someone who is inspired … Read more
Lost Journal: Helping a Brother is a Moving Experience
Journal entry: June 22, 2009 (age 40) – Helping a Brother I knew I had to call my brother Dan tonight, because he and a friend, Steve Fedorchak, … Read more
Mullets and Manifestos: North Korea’s Killer Hairstyles
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un doesn’t like to leave the details to the unwashed masses. Until recently, every man in North Korea had to choose their haircuts from … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/30/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Putin Anounces ‘World’s Biggest Dick Contest,’ Expects to Win
World leaders quick to respond to Putin’s stiff challenge MOSCOW — Russian president Vladimir Putin announced in Moscow today that in light of World Cup fever, his government … Read more
Obama Responds Forcefully to Mocking ISIS Tweet, Declares Victory
“ISIS can wait, we’ve got a game to play in Brazil,” said the president, until he was informed of their mocking tweets. Responding today to questions regarding war-torn … Read more
New Redskins Moniker Needed: The Washington Treaty Breakers?
The Washington Redskins may need a new name – we’re here to help. You don’t hear much about the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. And that, my friends, … Read more
Kim Jong Un Teaming Up with Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke latest celebrity taken in by undeniable Kim Jong Un charm On Friday evening, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was heard asking a party member, “Why … Read more
Ann Coulter, Trying to Top Self, Agrees to Pose for Playboy
Ann Coulter finding it hard to follow up recent tricks, tries Playboy MANHATTAN — Playboy Enterprises announced today that annoying and almost universally despised author/columnist Ann Coulter will … Read more
