Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
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Lost Journal: At a “White Party,” a White Man Looks Far Too White, Man
Journal entry: June 5, 2009 (age 40) – White Party In life, I do whatever I can to follow this simple credo: don’t do anything P. Diddy does. … Read more
It’s May. Enjoy Yourself!
May is National Masturbation Month – You’re welcome! May is National Masturbation Month. How do I know? My pal Senior Sex Expert Joan Price is not only vigorously … Read more
MUST SEE: Colbert Skewers Karl Rove on his Comments about Hillary Clinton’s Mental Health
The Colbert Report: Karl Rove on Hillary Clinton’s health Recently, Karl Rove dared to suggest that Hillary Clinton might not be suitable for the presidency, due to her … Read more
The Benghazi Boogie
Republicans’ favorite manufactured boogeyman: Benghazi In order to function like a properly greased money machine, the GOP requires a chew toy. Something to snarl and wave and get … Read more
Republicans Cry Benghazi – A Poem
Republicans Cry Benghazi Mother earth just keeps getting hotter Superstorms can’t be held at bay Drought is spreading all across the midlands Time for action fast slipping away … Read more
God Particle Found in DNA of Boston Nun
DNA test: God particle could be lesser known Jesus particle Sister Mary Catherine Ruth McTierney of Boston, Massachusetts, has found herself smack dab in the middle of a … Read more
Lost Journal: Boxing and Bathrooms and Books – Oh My!
Journal entry: January 8, 1977 (age 7) – Boxing and Bathrooms and Books Last weekend, I was forced (for the fifty millionth time) to box with my older … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/12/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Lost Journal: The Bard is for the Birds
Journal entry: The Bard “I want everyone to pair up with someone in the class who you don’t know.” It was the first day of my first acting … Read more
