How Now, Gassy Cow
A winning cause: cow farts! The mid-level bureaucrat at the EPA strummed his fingers on his desk. In his other hand was a fist full of reports on … Read more
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The Death Penalty: Let’s Get Lethaler
The term “death penalty” seems to criminally understate the case You’d think Americans have enough stuff to worry about. Severe drought desiccating a third of the country. A … Read more
Lost Journal: American Idol Plays to Worst Instincts of the American Idle
Journal entry: May 15, 2009 (age 40) – American Idol I rant, therefore I am. That’s the only way I can describe how I feel after watching that … Read more
I’m In Love With Mr. Yippee!
No, Mr. Yippie is not a sex toy “Why is there a gigantic sex toy sitting on your dining room table?” Mark asked recently. “That’s not a gigantic … Read more
Michael Phelps Announces Comeback and “Bong-ercise” Exercise Book, DVD
Michael Phelps hopes “Bong-ercise” makes a big splash 22-time Olympic medal winner Michael Phelps made a big splash today announcing his comeback to competitive swimming. One of the … Read more
Running Commentary on the Changing Shape of a Commentator
Journal entry: April 24, 2009 (age 39) – In Shape Most times when I write, I am self-deprecating. Not today. Today, I am going to make fun of … Read more
Childbirth 101: A Father’s Perspective
The act of childbirth is no place for men The gig is up, mothers! After numerous hours of data collection and opinion surveys (Hey Frank, what do you … Read more
Patronizing Paychecks: Equal Pay
GOP knows that equal pay for women is just a liberal dirty trick In a move as surprising as limos at a state funeral the GOP has misplaced … Read more
Dr. Seuss Inspiration for New Ted Cruz Book
Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more
