Fool’s Gold Medals Saving Olympics a Lot of Money
Olympics Save Money by Giving Out Fool’s Gold Medals. In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold medals … Read more
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Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite
Could meteorite contain cosmic message? Chelyabinsk, Russia — Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15 last … Read more
The What-Abouts and Whereabouts of Sen. Pat Roberts
When the crazy strikes, Pat Roberts fights back. With more crazy. In “The Wizard of Oz,” Dorothy assessed the odd things she was experiencing and said to her … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/18/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
FOX Television Found to Be Infested with Subversives
How could such a conservative station be riddled with subversive types? The conservative news station FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose … Read more
Lost Journal: Brother, Can You Spare an Apartment?
Journal entry: September 5, 1993 (age 24) – Apartment Sharing Moving in with my older brother, Bob, seemed like such a good idea. A few years ago, I … Read more
Mysterious Oracle Predicts Ugly Future for the Wealthy
Now may not be the best time to win the lottery or inherit money from wealthy relatives Now may not be the best time to win the Mega … Read more
Green Rush Munchies
“Grassnost,” banks and the munchies It’s easy to imagine an arena full of Phish fans raising and waving their lighters to honor US Attorney General Eric Holder for … Read more
Syrian Chemical Weapons Disposal Problem Solved
Assad’s own methods inspire solution to chemical weapons predicament A huge problem has developed regarding the disposal of the chemical weapons possessed by Bashar Assad’s military in Syria. … Read more
Valentine’s Day: Recently Divorced Woman Happy with Cats
Love the one(s) you’re with on Valentine’s Day, be they human or feline! Meet Angela Minter, a recently divorced 43-year-old woman whose husband left her for a much … Read more
