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Founders’ political Frankenstein lives on There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon we didn’t learn of. There are secrets about … Read more
Are we really advancing? Or just becoming hi-tech posers? Delivery drones that crash into telephone poles. Eyeglasses stockpiling video wherever the wearer walks. Dick Tracy wristwatches that do … Read more
Justin Bieber fans are demanding he be released from jail and given house arrest in their homes On Monday, January 23rd, pop star Justin Bieber was arrested for … Read more
Take the Boomer Tunes Pop Quiz If you’re a Boomer, your brain is teaming with decades-old Pop tunes that you just can’t forget. The real reason you can … Read more
Paint company hopes you’ll forgive them and buy more paint BUFFALO, NY — A major paint company admitted today to tricking its customers into buying paint they didn’t … Read more
The millionaires in Congress can’t relate The rich truly are different from you and me — they tend to hold seats in Congress. Our nation purports to be … Read more
The recent “Polar Vortex” has people spooked [This page is an excerpt from the Humor Times magazine. The monthly publication is available in print or digital formats, … Read more
Trickle-down economics let the American people down, he says It is said that Ronald Reagan haunts the White House, and a visitor to the stately home has come … Read more
Is the president’s pen magic? Not wanting to further delay his economic agenda by waiting for legislation, the President declared that he had a “pen” and a phone. … Read more
Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective … Read more
