Snore Wars
You can’t snore in space – but that doesn’t help the earthbound. The man I love is as calm and pleasant as the day is long. He treats … Read more
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Great Last-Minute Gift Idea: Give the Gift of Laughter: The Humor Times!
The gift that keeps on giving, all year long: The Humor Times magazine is available by subscription all over the world, in print or digital format – It’s … Read more
I Spy – An Exclusive Cartoon Report on Global Surveillance!
Global Surveillance, NSA style Some say the NSA is an out of control monster… and it’s clear that they’ve overstepped boundaries. They can hear (all of) you now… … Read more
No-Shave November? How About ‘Disheveled December’?
‘No-Shave November’ gets a lot of press, but why stop there? I once attempted to participate in ‘No-Shave November,’ but it was a disaster. As I approach the … Read more
Call of Duty: Enchant a Goblin Priest
The NSA takes its “call of duty” seriously Think we can all agree these are pretty exciting times. Matter of fact, might be more exciting than we had … Read more
Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party
Nephew always playing tricks on Uncle Jang Song Thaek Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the country’s President Kim … Read more
Lost Journal: Meeting President Clinton
Journal entry: December 6, 1994 (age 25) – President Clinton My friend, Amy Klockowski, is what I call a “womensch.” She works at the Democratic Leadership Council (DLC), … Read more
Top Celebrities Pledge to Create Thousands of Entourage Jobs
Celebrities looking for “professional kiss-ups” Sid Weinstock, a savvy businessman from Los Angeles, has a list of some of the biggest celebrities in the country, who are each … Read more
Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution
Set to train North Korea’s basketball team, what happens to Dennis Rodman if they lose? Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on … Read more
Santa Moving Operations to South Pole Due to Warming Arctic Ocean
Heading south: Santa’s workshops becoming wet-shops Old Saint Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, …er…, workshops, have been becoming wet-shops, … Read more
