Woman on Diet Pills Commerical Lost So Much Weight People Don’t Recognize Her
Diet pills work miracle, much to woman’s surprise Heather Halley once tipped the scales at 300lbs and spent her days as a white woman who would listen to … Read more
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Ripping Off The Headlines
Reading the headlines and jumping to conclusions The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & more!
Elton John, Mayor Rob Ford, the NSA & much more! Elton John dared the Russian government to cancel his upcoming concert in Moscow Tuesday, saying he will speak … Read more
Lost Journal: An Interloping Irish Princess
Journal entry: March 6, 2011 (age 41) – Irish Princess The St. Patrick’s Day Parade is a big deal in Binghamton. I skipped the festivities yesterday, but enjoyed … Read more
The Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2013
It was a bounteous year for comic relief: Here’s your Top 10! Be still, your beating hearts. As we exultantly find ourselves in this festive place once again. … Read more
Circus Rules
Joining the circus is not all cotton candy and clown cars! To Whom It May Concern: Joining the circus is not all cotton candy and clown cars. Please … Read more
Bright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone
Resisting the urge to buy a fancy-smancy smart phone By Michael Larson Nope! I’m not going to get it. No way! Rather than give in to the ‘dark … Read more
Billionaires Reap a Cornucopia of Farm Subsidy Cash
Congress is a very poor gardener, for it keeps watering the weeds and pulling the flowers: Farm subsidy cash helps those who don’t need it. December is a … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Porn Hub Offers to Help Fix Obamacare Site
Porn Hub, Obamacare and much more! Porn Hub offered to help the White House fix the ObamaCare website Tuesday. They handle millions of web visitors at a time. … Read more
Josh Romney Races to Save Car from Fiery Crash
Pic of smiling Josh Romney amid ruins to be used in presidential run? Josh Romney, third eldest son of Mitt Romney, is home safe today after his heroic … Read more
