Monsanto Buys a Food Prize
Not agri-Culture, just agri-Business: Monsanto As Lily Tomlin has noted, “No matter how cynical you get, it’s almost impossible to keep up.” For example, imagine if a prestigious … Read more
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New Tea Party Favorite Emerges from Black Depths of Hell
Popularity grows for Tea Party candidate who hits all the right notes Going simply by the name “Beelzebub,” a fresh face has arisen from the flaming pit of … Read more
Lost Journal: Sounds of the Season are More Scary than Merry
Journal entry: October 28, 2008 (age 39) Ah, the sounds of the season. Nothing brings home the holiday cheer more than the traditional music inspired by this magical … Read more
Non-Partisan Partisan Groups Terrorizing Democrats and Republicans Alike
Tired of partisan bickering, non-partisan partisans have a strategy Sick of the constant bickering between the two major political parties in America and the endless difficulties if makes … Read more
RINOs and AINOs
Winning by losing: The Tea Party outs RINOs! Now we bore deep into the bunker that houses the triumphant Tea Party headquarters, where they are celebrating a tactical … Read more
Fun With Boomer Barbie!
Boomers who grew up playing with Barbie need an updated version If you’re a girl and you’re a Boomer, one thing is certain — you grew up playing … Read more
Ted Cruz Found Sobbing in Basement of D.C. Mexican Restaurant
“I don’t think I can ever face my colleagues again” — Sen. Ted Cruz Sources say that when Sen. Ted Cruz found out today he had single-handedly taken … Read more
Lost Journal: Cleanliness is Next to Nuttiness
Journal entry: February 23, 1988 (age 18) — Cleanliness Earlier tonight, I was sitting in my SUNY Oswego dorm room, reading my Introduction to Meteorology textbook. But I … Read more
Fukushima Sushi
Fukushima Sushi Which is harder to believe? The ludicrous shenanigans going down in Washington or the fact that nobody seems particularly interested in doing anything about them? Good … Read more
Giving Up Liberty for a Little Safety – An Exclusive Cartoon News Report
Ben Franklin famously wrote, “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” What would he say now? Benjamin … Read more
