Lost Journal: I’ll Have a Bacon Double Bacon Burger – Hold the Burger
Journal entry: August 11, 2000 (age 31) – Bacon Burger I think I just overdosed on bacon. Kevin Bacon. He and his brother, Michael, have a musical brother … Read more
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Two Little Words
You can spend a lifetime figuring out who you really are. As I approach my 60th birthday, I‘m finally closing in on the truth. At the very least, … Read more
The World’s Policeman Stops for a Donut
World’s policeman conflicted by the concept of conflict Well, this is odd. The heck with an exit strategy. We can’t even work out an admittance maneuver. The automatic … Read more
GOP Holding Pattern: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form!
The GOP is between a rock and a Tea Party The Republican Party is in a tough spot… so they’re trying to reach out. The Teapublicans keep them … Read more
The Poor Tortured Tomato of Agribusiness
Tomato tinkerers go back to the drawing board Warning: Agribusiness is in the lab again, molesting the “molecular machineries” of Mother Nature’s tomato. Actually, it’s the already-machined, industrial … Read more
Lost Journal: Victory Goes to the Science Fair-minded
Journal entry, April 26, 1982 (age 12): Science Fair Pierre and Marie Curie. Watson and Crick. And now, Murphy and Mollen. As we await the results of the … Read more
Pied Piper of the Potomac
The Pied Piper of the Potomac blows a patriotic tune Got to forgive presidential and congressional staffers for covering their ears and singing “la la la” at the … Read more
Nutritionist Predicts 80% of Mississippi Population Will Die by 2018
Mississippi: A weighty issue Current statistics show that the people of Mississippi are the fattest in the nation weighing in at an average of 197 lbs. for a … Read more
Weiner’s Weener: The News, Reported in Cartoon Form
Anthony Weiner lets it all hang out… and he believes in naked honesty with the public. He runs a creative campaign… one that is hard to ignore. His … Read more
Lost Journal: 1984 Sophomore Looks Ahead
Journal entry: September 6, 1984 (age 15) – Sophomore I’m now officially sophomoric. Today was the first day of 10th grade at Seton Catholic Central High School. The … Read more
