Beware the Infrastructure, My Son
Crumbling infrastructure termed “Jagger-esque” A stitch in time saves nine. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. You can lead a horse to water, but … Read more
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It’s Alive! GMO Wheat Stage Million Grain March on Capitol
Recently escaped from the lab, GMO wheat is ‘occupying’ farmland — as well as Washington — and demanding its rights Ever since unapproved GMO wheat was found sprouting … Read more
The DOJ Probes Itself
Eric Holder’s DOJ to investigate behavior of DOJ Startling information has come to light regarding the Department Of Justice (DOJ) Attorney General Eric Holder’s seizure of months of … Read more
Radical Kleptocrats Anxious to Stop Disclosure of Corporate Cash in Elections
Secret corporate cash in elections is A-OK with NJ Republican Perhaps I’ve been too harsh on congressional Republicans. I had assumed that their vitriolic attacks on even the … Read more
Apple Could Pay for Moore
Always creative, Apple is now a creative cheat Investigators say due to some creative Ireland-based tax gimmicks, Apple has managed to keep $75 billion away from the IRS’s … Read more
Lost Journal: London Broil is Falling Down
Journal entry: September 24, 1979 (age 10) — London Broil Mom pulled into the garage and, as she walked into the house, waved to my brother, Dan, and me. … Read more
IRS vs Tea Party: The Tangled Tango
The Tea Party and Associates are what you might call anti-tax, while the IRS is — surprise — decidedly pro-tax As part of the brash rash of wire-brush … Read more
Anti-Immigration Law Passed; 305 Million to Leave Immediately
New immigration reform bill has farther-reaching implications than anticipated WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and … Read more
Somali Pirate Returns to Work Following Year-Long Sabbatical
Like anyone, pirates need time off from stressful job too MOGADISHU — It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Umbrella-gate & More!
Triggering “Umbrella-gate,” President Obama called in the Marines Thursday to hold an umbrella over his head during his Rose Garden press conference. Let’s face it. We just don’t … Read more
