Lost Journal: Kornheiser Removed from 7-year-old’s Enemies List (for Now)
Lost Journal entry: June 3, 2008 (age 39) A few weeks ago, I wrote a “Lost Journal” column about my 7-year-old nephew Tommy’s “Enemies List.” It explained that … Read more
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Lost Journal: Nephew’s “Enemies List” Exposed
Journal entry: May 8, 2008 (age 39): Enemies list Hell hath no fury like a 7-year-old scorned. Recently, my brother Dan told me that his son, Tommy, has … Read more
Humor Times 22nd Anniversary Subscription Sale!
The more subscriptions you order, the more you save! The Humor Times is celebrating its 22nd Anniversary by making it easy to spread the laughter! Our Anniversary Subscription … Read more
Droning On: Paranoia Time
Got your tinfoil hat? It’s paranoia time in America again. Put on your tinfoil hats everybody. Or didn’t you get the memo? It’s paranoia time in America again. … Read more
Guide to Dealing with Roommates for Dummies
Dealing with Roommates There comes a time in everyone’s life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival – having a roommate. Whether it be … Read more
George W’s $250 Million Can of Whitewash
Big doings in Big D — the George W. Bush Presidential Library is open for business! What a piece of work it is: a $250 million, 226,000-square-foot edifice … Read more
American Politicians and the Tail-Sucking Mobius Loop
A veritable gaggle of disgraced politicians have recently serpentined their way back into the spotlight F. Scott Fitzgerald famously uttered, “there are no second acts in American lives,” … Read more
Chop Your Own Firewood and Learn to Juggle: Advice I Plan to Ignore from “Life’s Little Instruction Book”
“Life’s Little Instruction Book,” first published in 1991 as a collection of advice from H. Jackson Brown, Jr. to his college-bound son, has sold millions of copies, been … Read more
Yellow-Bellied Cowards
Hey, Senate, got a few choice words for ya And now for a few choice words about the recent Senate vote that scuttled universal background checks on gun … Read more
Senators Forced to Spell Title With Small ‘s’ Due to Their Cowardice
Besides calling them “senators,” citizens also think they should sit in the corner with a dunce cap on Americans, sick of the kowtowing and cowardice of their elected … Read more
