Pot and Bongo Festival Expected to Draw Huge Crowds
“Green” festivals have whole new meaning in pot legalization era The First Annual “Pot and Bongo Festival,” to be held this year, is expected to draw huge crowds … Read more
funny
Cartoon Caption Contest Winners, Feb. 2013
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times Cartoon Caption Contest Winners for the contest ending Feb. 20, 2013. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption … Read more
Lost Journal: Finding My Funny Valentine
Journal entry: March 9, 1996 (age 26) Pulling into the parking lot of The Little Café in Arlington, Virginia, I thought to myself, “Tonight feels special, in a … Read more
Fun With The News: Carnival Cruise Liner & More
In the news, Carnival Cruise liner Triumph had a fire in the engine room off Mexico that knocked out all electricity on the ship. The food went rancid … Read more
Republican Reboot: The Red Rebs
Rovian Republicans form new “Super Duper PAC” Relax. It’s not necessarily the flu making you confused and feverish. Could be spatter from that big, thick, juicy, new, improved … Read more
Ahmadinejad, Lonely, Creates Social Networking Site for Dictators
New social site big hit with anti-social dictators everywhere TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK. … Read more
Argus Has Fun With The News: Donald Trump & More
The news according to Argus! In the news, Bill Maher was sued for joking that Donald Trump is the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan. … Read more
Lost Journal: Dramatic Reading is Nicer Than a Snoo Beadling
Journal entry: January 23, 1987 (age 17) Earlier tonight, the talent show at Seton Catholic Central High School was filled with singing, dancing, and, in the case of … Read more
Father Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict
The anti-gay Pope Benedict will give way to the anti-Pope By Anti Coulter, Liberals Unite Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when … Read more
Barack Hussein Obama 2013 State of the Union Drinking Game
What you need to play the State of the Union Drinking Game: To play the State of the Union Drinking Game, you need four taxpayers of any sex … Read more
