Condescension … er … Concession Speech by Loser of Election for Dictator of America
R. Freed ran for dictator and lost — here he gives his concession speech In lieu of my humiliating defeat yesterday, as I vied with two lesser alleged … Read more
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Christian Coalition Torn between Hating Obama and Fearing Armageddon
Founder Pat Robertson finding it difficult to re-focus after Obama victory The elections are over, Obama has won decisively, and now the Christian Coalition is at a crossroads. … Read more
God Gives His Endorsement Big Time
Sheer prayer volume annoys Almighty God We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York — the … Read more
My God No! It Can’t Be True! Stop the Election!
Warning: If the election goes as planned, something terrible may happen Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big … Somehow, some way, … Read more
Lost Journal: Marriage Contract Amended Through Labor Negotiations
Journal entry: July 31, 2007 (age 38) – Marriage Contract Marriage is, among many other things, a division of labor within a household. Over the years, each mundane task … Read more
U.S. Magazines Give Their Endorsements for President
Presidential endorsements from your favorite magazines Rolling Stone endorsement – “Jerry Garcia Man! He’d make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he’s dead?” Playboy – … Read more
Election 2012: Who Wins, and Why
Looking for the dead-solid skinny on the upcoming presidential election? You’ve come to the right place. As a public service, we’re going to tell you right here and … Read more
America’s Got Candidates
Better than debates: Reality show series for candidates would increase viewership What if instead of debates, we just had a series of reality shows. After all, that’s something … Read more
Where Are All the Obama Signs?
Several Florida residents are scratching their heads and wondering why there is a dearth of Obama signs in the Orlando area. Janie Collins, a 27-year old volunteer with … Read more
The Corporate Mad Dogs of Citizens United
As feared, our people’s democratic authority has been dogged nearly to death by the hounds of money in this election go ’round, thanks to the Supreme Court’s reckless … Read more
