Argus Has Fun with the News: Nobel Peace Prize & More
In the news, the Nobel Committee awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union Friday in Stockholm. Americans did walk away with one of the big awards. … Read more
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The Dirty Little Secret of Private Equity Profits
Today, for the first time, I am officially notifying the honchos of Bain Capital, Blackstone Group, Carlyle Group, Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and other big-time private equity funds that … Read more
Clone Your Own
John B. Gurdon is awarded the Nobel Prize, “the first to clone an animal, a frog.” — The New York Times, October 2012 Thanks to Dr. Gurdon’s groundbreaking … Read more
Romney Under Attack, Explains ‘Binders Full of Women’
Acknowledges he’ll need many binders full of women to vote for him Mitt Romney has come under fire for his statement at the 2nd Presidential Debate that he … Read more
Eeny, Minnie, Tiny Ho
Barneys New York to build on successful transformation of Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck Reeling from the success of making Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck look like anorexic … Read more
Lost Journal: Class Reunion — 20 Years Ago, We Committed to this Committee
Journal entry: October 5, 2007 (age 38) — Class Reunion In my sophomore and junior years at Seton Catholic Central High School, I was elected class president. For … Read more
Overworked Guardian Angels Putting Lives at Risk
Today’s busy lifestyles are beginning to take a toll on the angelic presence sent here to protect us, according to a Catholic priest who says he’s personally witnessed … Read more
Ringside at the Undercard: VP Debate
Needed three towels to wipe down my living room after the vice presidential wrestling match, er, debate the other day. The sweat flung off both the bottom names … Read more
Protestant Decline: Forever Versus Whatever
Someday I may be bitterly disappointed at the results of my efforts. Someday society might race the statute of limitations to charge me with child abuse. But I … Read more
47 Percent Distancing Themselves from the 99% of Which 52% Don’t Identify With the One Percent
We’re 77 percent sure this article will clarify things for about 47 percent of you The lines between the haves and have nots are still a bit blurry, … Read more
