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Father’s Day: A Survival Guide
I’m counting on last autumn’s funeral to help me put Father’s Day in the proper perspective. The day after Thanksgiving our beloved 14-year-old cat Mewsilla surrendered the last … Read more
Great Invention Caused by Coffee Jones
Consider the web-cam. Hard as it may be to believe, it was invented for a purpose other than allowing drunks to share close-ups of their genitalia with casual acquaintances. I know, it’s hard to believe, but it is true no…
What’s New in Food
Attention foodies: Let’s chow down! Forget organic, locavore, omega3, umami, artisanal and all the other signposts of the healthy, ethical and refined “good food” movement, there are important … Read more
Mitt Romney Wants New Tour Bus Equipped with Gaydar
According to reliable sources, Mitt Romney is about to get a brand new tour bus, as his old one is falling apart and starting to smell a bit … Read more
Cyber Ghosts and Dresser Drawers
There was a story I read long ago. I think it was by Ray Bradbury. It is certainly in his style. In the future all fiction has been banned and burned. The ghosts of Poe and Lovecraft and all the others live on in a haunted mansion …
New Bill Would Outlaw Certain Types of Science: Michele Bachmann Follows NC Lead
‘God will keep us informed if there’s anything we need to know,’ says the Minnesota representative Republicans in North Carolina’s state legislature have just introduced a bill that … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Cannibals & More
New York is in the news, having banned public school teachers from social media contact with students to try to stop teacher-student sex hook-ups. The epidemic has spread … Read more
Lost Journal: Hitting the Junior Prom Jackpot
Journal entry: October 15, 1985 (age 16) A particularly Sloppy Joe fell out of my hands and onto the cafeteria table. “WHO wants to go to the prom … Read more
Not Harvey Dent…
…Just a man who spent 28 years driving a truck.
During all of that time the sun’s rays shone on the left side of his face through the glass.
From The New England Journal of Medicine, via tywkiwdbi
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