The Potemkin Candidate
Permanently capitalizing the P in Presumptive Nominee, the Texas primary shoved Mitt Romney right over the delegate precipice, and now with the nomination locked up tighter than a … Read more
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Argus Has Fun with the News: Elvis & More
News is that Elvis Presley’s tomb will be sold at Julian’s Auction House in New York Tuesday. The minimum bid is one hundred grand. So many businesses have … Read more
Needed: Super-Heroes for the Rest of Us
Just when you think the entertainment world has enough mutants, gods and playboy scientists, you realize there’s room —nay, a terrible demand — for MORE super-heroes. CBS News recently … Read more
You Might Be a Conservative If…
Not sure whether to categorize yourself as a conservative? We’re here to help. By Bruce Linder You might be a conservative if… 1: You’re irate over the president … Read more
Who Needs Wall Street Giants?
JPMorgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and the handful of other behemoths of Wall Street that dominate American banking — who needs them? After enduring years of … Read more
Lost Journal: Porking out at Park Diner is a Perk
Journal entry: June 15, 2006 (age 37) For the three and a half years I have lived at the bottom of Mill Street in Binghamton, proximity to the … Read more
Flirty John Edwards Juror Checks into Hospital with Rare Airborne STD
By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com A young female alternate juror in the John Edwards trial, who has received a fair bit of media attention recently after allegedly flirting with … Read more
Summer: Day One, 2012
Disregard the almanac. And the calendar. Forget whatever the meteorologist or the astrology charts or your next-door neighbor with the hair growing out of a mole shaped like … Read more
Tennessee Man Who Fathered 30 Children by 11 Different Women Asks Judge for a Break…And Gets It
Judge comes up with creative solution for man who fathered 30 children A 33 year old Knoxville, Tennessee man has asked a judge there to ‘give him a … Read more
Dick Cheney Proposes ‘Duels, Not Debates,’ Wows NRA
Just when you thought Dick Cheney couldn’t top himself for thinking way out of the box, he comes up with another great idea, at least in the eyes … Read more
