Lost Journal: The Soft Rock Café
Journal entry: March 23, 2005 (age 35) Last night, I dreamed I was at the grand opening of a Margaritaville. (That’s another way of saying “the following material … Read more
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Ask Gabby Peter-Sploot, Sex Expert
DEAR GABBY: I figured I needed to take this to a sex expert like you. My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it … Read more
Video from the Capitol Steps, a Show Presented by the Humor Times in May!
The Humor Times celebrated its 22nd Anniversary with the hilarious national touring political comedy troupe, the Capitol Steps on May 5, 2013 (video clip) The Humor Times celebrated … Read more
Lost Journal: On Real Estate Closing Day, You Sign Your Life Away
Journal entry: May 18, 2006 (age 37) “Closing.” The word frightens me. My wife and I know purchasing our first home is a good thing, of course. It … Read more
Lost Journal: ‘The Actor’s Nightmare’ Comes True
Journal entry: December 31, 2005 (age 36) “Everyone knows what it’s like to be nervous about a big test or an important presentation at work. And we’ve all … Read more
You Will Grow Up To Be A Lion Tamer
You know that standardized test they give you in middle school that’s supposed to predict the job you’ll grow up to be best at? That test told me … Read more
Lost Journal: Stare with Care
Journal entry: December 15, 2004 (age 35) Today was a lazy day, perfect for staring off into space. I was in a meta mood, so I spent some … Read more
Older Drivers: Should They Be Tested?
Some call it profiling. Some call it discrimination. Some call it stereotyping. Some call it “Grandma, you can’t keep ripping off my metropolitan phonebook in order to see … Read more
Allah, God and Jehovah Were Strolling…
Allah, God and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if … Read more
Lost Journal: The Case of the Hungry, Stupid Mover
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 21, 2002 (age 32) If helping someone move is socially challenging for the best of friends, it is colossally awkward for complete … Read more
