Fun with the News: Repubs & More
James Bond will change his drink to Heineken’s Beer in the new movie Sky Fall. For fifty years he’s ordered a martini, shaken not stirred. In the new … Read more
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States Unwittingly Promote Masturbation by Prohibiting Gateway Sexual Activity
SALT LAKE CITY – In a poll taken of students in several states including Utah and Wisconsin, where new laws have been enacted to promote abstinence only as a way to prevent unwanted pregnancies, it was discovered that masturbation has sharply increased…
Lost Journal: Embracing the Inner Old Guy
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: September 15, 2005 (age 36) This past spring, on a shoe-shopping trip with my in-laws, a pair of black sneakers caught my eye. … Read more
A Naked Face In The Crowd
By Danny Tyree A concerned mother makes an emergency trip to her child’s school without applying lipstick or mascara. A conscientious junior executive misses her manicure and hairstyling … Read more
Fun with the News: Washington & More
The Weather Channel aired spectacular footage of twelve tornadoes roaring through Dallas on Tuesday. It’s part of a twice-a-year ritual in the Southwest. Every Christmas and April families … Read more
Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights
MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little ‘blue’ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husband’s continuing attack on women’s rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…
Avid Golfer Vilifies Woman Buying 9 Iron as Weapon
George ‘Mac’ McGruder, 69, has been golfing ever since he was old enough to hold a golf club. Wednesdays have always been his golf days, even when he was a physician and ran his own practice.
“The girls in the office knew not to bother me …
Mitt Romney Claims Elephants Definitely Not Disappearing
One of Romney’s Many Elephants
Now that Mitt Romney has a commanding lead in the GOP primaries, reporters are beginning to ask him more difficult questions in order to determine just how ready he is to be America’s next President.
Today, after Rom…
Detroit Board of Education Stunned by Student Revolt
DETROIT – Top educators in Detroit are scratching their heads and wondering how they could have missed the fact that their city schools are filled with kids who actually want to learn.
Their first and only clue came last Thursday when about 50 students…
Lost Journal: Cats vs. Dogs – the Great Debate
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: October 20, 2004 (age 35) During the final Bush-Kerry debate, my cat, Shilo, deposited a hairball on my Scooby-Doo mouse pad. With this … Read more
