Lost Journal: Second-grader Takes the Fall for Bunk Bed Safety
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: September 27, 1976 (age 7) The best thing about sleeping in the top of a bunk bed is that I can reach down … Read more
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The Soul of Jerry Springer Begs for Release
It has been almost 21 years since Jerry Springer’s soul got her first taste of trash TV. She has finally had enough, saying that she’s so over sitting idly by while her host whores himself out on national television. Finally ready to invoke a rarel…
Local Woman Moves Out of Her Comfort Zone and Into a Condo
Local woman, Margaret McDillon, has been moved out of the house on Elm Street that she called home for 57 years and into a condo on Main Street.
“Oh, there are so many new things I’ll have to get used to,” said Maggie, a name she came to feel com…
Romney: Too Naïve to Survive Missouri Caucus?
They’s lots more where these come from Willard
While Gov. Mitt Romney did everything he could to fit in with the locals in the Southern states of Alabama and Mississippi, he still ended up third at the polls behind Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich.
M…
Jeb Bush Lying in Wait Like a Florida Panther
See Jeb? See Jeb Run? Run, Jeb, Run.
Rumors are still swirling that Jeb Bush is considering putting his name in the hat for the GOP nomination. But, if there is one thing you should know about the Bush family it is this, they don’t do anything with…
Lost Journal: Restoring Tradition to St. Patrick’s Day
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 10, 2004 (age 34) The following is a transcript of a recent speech I gave at a brownfield that’s being considered for … Read more
Meek Taking Early Inheritance of Earth and Evicting All Sinners
The Meek, who are mentioned a couple of times in the Bible as the heirs to Earth*, have finally had enough of their un-meek counterparts, i.e. the Sinners and are taking steps as we speak to ask God for an early release of their inheritance.
“Mo…
This Brew’s for You, Tea Party!
The Tea Party needs some actual teas: We’re here to help By Roz Warren and Janet Golden They call themselves the Tea Party, but so far they’ve failed … Read more
Lost Journal: Ketchup Packets are a Top Pet Peeve
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: July 14, 2004 (age 35) Each time I enter a fast-food restaurant for the first time, there is a moment when I decide … Read more
Lost Journal: What’s with the White Plastic Bags on Disabled Cars?
By Tim Mollen Journal Entry: August 4, 2006 (age 37) Today, my wife, Amanda, and I drove 300 miles to attend a family reunion in Fairlee, Vermont. To be more … Read more
