Argus Has Fun with the News: Cannibals & More
New York is in the news, having banned public school teachers from social media contact with students to try to stop teacher-student sex hook-ups. The epidemic has spread … Read more
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Lost Journal: Hitting the Junior Prom Jackpot
Journal entry: October 15, 1985 (age 16) A particularly Sloppy Joe fell out of my hands and onto the cafeteria table. “WHO wants to go to the prom … Read more
Not Harvey Dent…
…Just a man who spent 28 years driving a truck.
During all of that time the sun’s rays shone on the left side of his face through the glass.
From The New England Journal of Medicine, via tywkiwdbi
Be seeing you.
The Potemkin Candidate
Permanently capitalizing the P in Presumptive Nominee, the Texas primary shoved Mitt Romney right over the delegate precipice, and now with the nomination locked up tighter than a … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Elvis & More
News is that Elvis Presley’s tomb will be sold at Julian’s Auction House in New York Tuesday. The minimum bid is one hundred grand. So many businesses have … Read more
Needed: Super-Heroes for the Rest of Us
Just when you think the entertainment world has enough mutants, gods and playboy scientists, you realize there’s room —nay, a terrible demand — for MORE super-heroes. CBS News recently … Read more
You Might Be a Conservative If…
Not sure whether to categorize yourself as a conservative? We’re here to help. By Bruce Linder You might be a conservative if… 1: You’re irate over the president … Read more
Who Needs Wall Street Giants?
JPMorgan Chase, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and the handful of other behemoths of Wall Street that dominate American banking — who needs them? After enduring years of … Read more
Lost Journal: Porking out at Park Diner is a Perk
Journal entry: June 15, 2006 (age 37) For the three and a half years I have lived at the bottom of Mill Street in Binghamton, proximity to the … Read more
Flirty John Edwards Juror Checks into Hospital with Rare Airborne STD
By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com A young female alternate juror in the John Edwards trial, who has received a fair bit of media attention recently after allegedly flirting with … Read more
