Summer: Day One, 2012
Disregard the almanac. And the calendar. Forget whatever the meteorologist or the astrology charts or your next-door neighbor with the hair growing out of a mole shaped like … Read more
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Tennessee Man Who Fathered 30 Children by 11 Different Women Asks Judge for a Break…And Gets It
Judge comes up with creative solution for man who fathered 30 children A 33 year old Knoxville, Tennessee man has asked a judge there to ‘give him a … Read more
Dick Cheney Proposes ‘Duels, Not Debates,’ Wows NRA
Just when you thought Dick Cheney couldn’t top himself for thinking way out of the box, he comes up with another great idea, at least in the eyes … Read more
Scott Walker Signs Emergency Executive Order Outlawing Recall Elections
MADISON, WI — Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has taken extraordinary steps to make sure there will be no recall election this coming Tuesday. “By the powers vested in … Read more
Top Fifteen Ways Our Adult Children Disappoint Us
Our adult children, unfortunately, disappoint us in far too many ways. Here are the top fifteen: They live in the basement with no money, no aspirations and no … Read more
Lost Journal: The Soft Rock Café
Journal entry: March 23, 2005 (age 35) Last night, I dreamed I was at the grand opening of a Margaritaville. (That’s another way of saying “the following material … Read more
Ask Gabby Peter-Sploot, Sex Expert
DEAR GABBY: I figured I needed to take this to a sex expert like you. My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it … Read more
Video from the Capitol Steps, a Show Presented by the Humor Times in May!
The Humor Times celebrated its 22nd Anniversary with the hilarious national touring political comedy troupe, the Capitol Steps on May 5, 2013 (video clip) The Humor Times celebrated … Read more
Lost Journal: On Real Estate Closing Day, You Sign Your Life Away
Journal entry: May 18, 2006 (age 37) “Closing.” The word frightens me. My wife and I know purchasing our first home is a good thing, of course. It … Read more
Lost Journal: ‘The Actor’s Nightmare’ Comes True
Journal entry: December 31, 2005 (age 36) “Everyone knows what it’s like to be nervous about a big test or an important presentation at work. And we’ve all … Read more
