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Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World’s first billionaire chicken able to achieve extreme wealth due to high egg prices and ingenious use of AI. In an exclusive … Read more
Musk says USAID “principally funds three of five shithole countries and the violent assailant of our ally, Vladimir Putin.” Trump Sugar Daddy and dom Elon Musk said Monday … Read more
In a case of the pot calling the kettle black, Trump himself is a diversity hire, as are nearly all of his cabinet appointees. This might be a … Read more
While politicians promote jerks, they ignore real grassroots geniuses. Corporate chieftains are giants, even geniuses — right? No, but there are some real grassroots geniuses that are being … Read more
Don’t be fooled, emptying Federal Buildings & shaking the bushes is a cookie jar Power Grift Grab & Little Donnie’s mother saw it first! TOP 10 EXCUSES LITTLE … Read more
By Tom Busillo New Trump Executive Order directs authorities to forcibly deport “defective” golf balls from his rounds at Bedminster. President Donald J. Trump yesterday signed an Executive … Read more
DOGE Initiative calls for “going back to square one,” which may hurt most Americans, but help billionaires, “the ones who count.” Speaking to a gaggle of alt-right media … Read more
Offer is part of DOGE plot to rid America of federal employees entirely, or as Musk says, “boost efficiency” in government. To help “boost efficiency” in government, the … Read more
Wherein our new ‘Minnesota Nice’ talk radio host Tommy Ellis (Jerry Duncan is taking a well-deserved break) interviews store owner Jim Jasper. ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the … Read more
