‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more

Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’

Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’

Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more

Maine Law Lets Mobile Home Owners Buy Their Parks

A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more

Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations

Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations

As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more

Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children

Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children

Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more

Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration

Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration

As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more

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