With Inspectors General Gone, Problems Are Solved, Says Trump
Axing the nation’s Inspectors General means all issues of waste and fraud are fixed, new/old prez declares. Even the tiniest bit of waste, fraud, abuse, and misconduct has … Read more
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New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Holds First Briefing, Questions the ‘Necessity’ of Congress
New Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt says Trump has decided that “Congress is not really necessary,” and may be shuttered. Meeting with an expanded roster of reporters, new Trump … Read more
The Royal Threat Behind Trump’s Petty Pomposity
Watching Trump’s inaugural week, it was both awful and comical to see the royal pretensions of King Donald and his petty pomposity. In the 1787 Constitutional Convention, the … Read more
Little Donnie Wins ‘Milk Monitor’ for the 2nd Time!
Little Donnie #5: Feeling omnipotent after a big landslide win as Milk Monitor a 2nd time, Little Donnie Trump struts his stuff in the classroom. MILK MONITOR: Back in … Read more
Trump Orders Valve Search to Solve L.A. Water Crisis
New/old prez’ “water crisis” criticisms against California governor encompass whole kitchen sink. President Donald Trump has issued orders to find a valve that he claims if turned open … Read more
10 Questions for the New DOD Secretary Pete Hegseth
Interview by Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot The new DOD Secretary, drunkard and former Fox celebrity Pete Hegseth, is interviewed by the fawning Llib Epot, Fox News style. … Read more
Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
Biden Pardons Adam, Eve and the Snake, Thereby Ending ‘Original Sin’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The persistent problem of Original Sin through the ages was finally solved, thanks to the Dark Brandon. In his very last hour … Read more
Yes, You Can Fight the Bastards… and Win!
It’s been my honor to know a few real heroes — people who’ve selflessly dared to fight the bastards! It’s been my honor to know a few real … Read more
Exclusive: What Trump and Obama Were Laughing About at Carter Funeral
At the Jimmy Carter state funeral, Trump and Obama were seen laughing. Find out what about, only in the Humor Times. Inquiring minds want to know. What was … Read more
