RFK Jr. Pledges to Alter FDA ‘Beyond Recognition’
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, as Trump’s new “drug czar,” plans some radical changes to the FDA and other agencies. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, appeared at a press briefing … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/4/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the LA Dodgers, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Armies of Lawyers Gather to Do Battle Post-Election
Stationary may be rationed as armies of lawyers gather under war clouds over Washington DC. Washington DC — As Election Day draws near, there are signs that both … Read more
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
The Shame of TD Bank’s Jolly Bankers
Investigative digger Judd Legum reports that TD Bank has profited from a scheme to launder millions in drug money from criminal networks. Woody Guthrie satirized Depression-era bankers who … Read more
Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
Humor Times Declines to Endorse a Candidate in the 2024 Presidential Election
New owner Jeff Bezos said it would “not be prudent” to endorse, and that “democracy can effing choke in darkness, for all I care.” Touting itself as the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Birthday Surprise
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host, Jerry Duncan, celebrates his birthday by interviewing his mother via heavenly hologram. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
Trump Claims He’s Greater Than Abe Lincoln
Ex-president compares himself to Abe Lincoln, endorses Putin plan to conquer Ukraine. Donald Trump said he made — and will make — a greater president than Abe Lincoln, … Read more
Your Musical Playlist Reveals Your Social Class
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Social scientists say that whether or not you’re middle class depends on your musical playlist. In the current 2024 Presidential race both … Read more
