Trump: ‘I Just Discovered that I’m Black’
“If Kamala Harris can be Indian for 50 years and suddenly turn Black because it’s politically expedient, then I’m Black too!” Taking a page from the political primer … Read more
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Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Pete Rose Selected Posthumously as Ambassador for Online Sports Betting
Pete Rose is infamous for betting on MLB games while he played in the league. Following the death last Monday of legendary Major League Baseball hits leader Pete … Read more
Biden Vacationing Until After the Election
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With things well in hand, President Joe Biden is going to the beach until after the election, according to reports. SNN leisure … Read more
Top 10 Election Day Bets!
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
Trump: ‘I Will Abolish the Democratic Party’
Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more
To Get Good Local News, Try Do-It-Yourself Journalism
Advance true media democracy by creating your own local, noncorporate do-it-yourself newspaper. Perhaps you’ve noticed from the shrinkage (or total elimination) of your local newspaper that this source … Read more
School Lunch, Christian Nationalism and Jesus
The school lunch subsidy runs as low as 42 cents a meal, so it’s far cheaper, fairer and more Christian simply to offer it to all. An iconic … Read more
Trump & Mark Robinson Love Fest in North Carolina
North Carolina Lt Gov Mark Robinson says “it’s the Hebes who are fixated on the so-called Holocaust” that are no good. Breaking recent precedent, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews His Nagging Mother Maggie Duncan from Heaven
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews his nagging mother via hologram in heaven. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
