Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction
Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Assails VP Harris for Her Lack of Humility
“Harris has nothing to keep her humble,” says Governor Sanders, “unlike me, with a face like Mrs. Potato Head.” Addressing the student body at Central High School in … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/23/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about RFJ Jr and Oliva Nuzzi, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
In Wake of Latest Assassination Attempt, GOP Leaders Vow to Change Laws
Cries to revamp gun laws have arisen from both Trump and DeSantis in wake of second assassination attempt. On July 1, 2023, Florida became the 26th U.S. state … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more
Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
Trump Endorses ‘Steel-Cage Grudge Match’ Between Alt-Right Figures
Friction between two Trump female advisors has prompted him to suggest that they face off in a steel-cage grudge match. In a post on X (formerly Twitter) on … Read more
Signs Your Doctor Graduated at the Bottom of His Class
Your doctor uses Craigslist as a source for donor organs. Instead of having an antiseptic smell, the office has a provolone smell. Your psychiatrist wears a white coat … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
