Slightly Future News: Trump Locked Up
Shocking breaking news today, one week in the future: Trump locked up for violating gag order! Former President Donald J. Trump was sentenced to jail time on Monday, … Read more
Gag Order
Court Seeks to Reinstate a Gag Order
The Donald’s binky up in the air as judge seeks to reinstate a gag order. A contentious and controversial trial is underway in New York, where the judge … Read more
Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
