This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’

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Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more

Want Environmental Progress? Follow the Kids

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One breakthrough for environmental progress was made recently by young climate activists in deep-red, rural Montana. “OK, boomer.” That’s a snarky phrase currently some use to mock 60- … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell

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MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more

CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert

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Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more

Eccentric Scientist Proposes Unusual Cure for Global Warming

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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A world-famous eccentric scientist has proposed a highly unusual cure for global warming. It’s a dirty job, can we make it happen? … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist

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Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Scum Together

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Republicans scum together over Trump. Republican conspiracies hatch in surrection nests. The GOP serves a complicit tea. Fascists want the right to control all of US. Liars live … Read more

Plant-Based Beer and Bug Burgers: It’s What’s for Dinner

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Larry Kudlow, Fox News television personality and pretend economist who plays one on TV, complains about “plant-based beer.” Big Meat did a collective knee jerk this spring when … Read more

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