This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Diss Barr the Attorney General!
The Attorney General has Barr-icaded the White House behind stonewalls. Donald Trump is the consequence of a sequence of cons. The president is an outsider. Of the law! … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defend Our Country, AbanDon Trump!
Trump faces the greatest crisis our country has ever seen… every time he looks in the mirror! Donald Trump: The earthquake that claimed it was everybody else’s fault. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: You Herd it on Fox News
Fox news viewers are first brainwashed, then put through the “spin” cycle. When the emperor has no clothes you can anticipate a hasty “cover-up.” A know-nothing denies everything. … Read more
When the World Is on Fire, What Should We Do?
For millions of people around the globe, the pressing issue of our time is this: The world is on fire! For millions of people around the globe — … Read more
Beat the Heat
Presenting the top ways to stay cool during the hottest summer ever. Humans cherish our seasonal grievances. In the winter, we enthusiastically complain about the cold. It’s what … Read more
Turning Trump Around on Global Warming
Donald Trump and global warming. Not what you would call your match made in heaven. Donald Trump and global warming. Not what you would call your match made … Read more
63% of Aliens Believe Humans Haven’t Visited Earth
Aliens are now generally unsupportive of the idea that humans have, in any shape or form, been to Earth, according to new polling. In a new NBC/Marist poll, … Read more
Trump Announces Surprise Global Warming Plan: Counter with Nuclear Winter
Trump has announced a revolutionary plan to deal with global warming, “if such a thing does exist.” By David Malcolm Rose President Trump, speaking through his spokesperson Sean … Read more
Exxon’s Weapons of Mass Confusion on Climate Change
Exxon and the other oil companies have known for decades about climate change, raking in huge profits all the while. There is a constant flow of headlines these … Read more
Pope’s Speech to Congress Cancelled After GOP Adds Him to No-Fly List
Republicans realize the Roman Pope can no longer be relied upon as a GOP spokesman. Pope Francis will not be addressing Congress in late September as originally scheduled. … Read more
