You’re Afraid of WHAT? Prepare Now for National Panic Day
Get prepared now for June 18th, National Panic Day! But don’t panic!! June 18th is National Panic Day. I’m not actually sure how we are supposed to observe … Read more
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Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
Hi God, It’s Me
Hi God, It’s Me: A transcript. Our country has been hit by so many destructive hurricanes and damaging wildfires in the last few years that some people are … Read more
Odin, Iceland and the American Way
Odin tries to save Iceland: “I felt obliged to do something about this harmful invasion.” The name’s Odin. As a more or less benevolent Norse deity, I once … Read more
Creator Considers Mankind Recall
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Report: The Creator is close to issuing a recall of his most prominent creation, mankind. In a recent interview with SNN Heaven … Read more
Mother of God
Hanging out with his New York drinking buddy, God, the author is treated to a tale about the Mother of God. God and I were walking in the … Read more
Tripping with God
When I hang out with God, my drinking buddy, as I often do in New York, I like to about his life in the celestial realm. While God … Read more
The Holy Goat
“As it happens, the Bible censored his name,” God said about the Holy Ghost. “His real name was the Holy Goat.” The poet Dylan Thomas drank 18 glasses … Read more
Saint Peter: Unusual Fisherperson
Saint Peter was a bit of an upside down personality, according to the author’s drinking buddy, God. When we got together for coffee one morning, God said, “When … Read more
A Chat About the Antichrist
Talking with his drinking buddy, God, the Lord informs the author that Satan brought the Antichrist with him to New York. I wanted to learn something about the … Read more
