God Wants DeSantis for 2024
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is hinting that he’ll challenge Trump in 2024, because that’s what God wants. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis claims to know what God wants, but … Read more
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Birth of Christianity
Mary’s souvenir shop had all kinds of Jesus-related artifacts, resulting in the birth of Christianity as we know it today. As God and I were walking past the … Read more
A Chat about Santa
My companion said it was time to have a chat about Santa, noting that Saint Nicholas was yet another Jesus devotee. On a late summer day, God and … Read more
Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’
The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more
Dining Out with the Buddha
Hanging out with my friend God in Central Park, he told me about a meeting he’d had with the Buddha. As we were sitting on our favorite bench … Read more
Q&A with God about King Solomon
God tells his drinking buddy about King Solomon, the richest person in the world in his time. As God and I were walking past the Solomon Guggenheim Museum, … Read more
Meeting Mary Magdalene
My drinking buddy, God, and I were walking through a low-rent district in Brooklyn when he introduced me to Mary Magdalene. God and I happened to be walking … Read more
Plagues, Etc.
Since my drinking buddy God had alluded to his plagues, I asked him about the killing off of Egyptian first-borns. In several of our conversations, God had alluded … Read more
Meeting with a Priest
Walking in Manhattan with my friend God, we had a chance meeting with a priest, who asked for forgiveness. As it happens, I wasn’t the only person in … Read more
Angel Food
As my new drinking buddy, God, and I were having our nightcaps, he told me a tale that gives “angel food” a whole new meaning. An attractive woman … Read more
