If You Want to Make God Laugh, Mess with His Sun – In His Own Words
Make God Laugh: God’s satirical reaction to the end of America’s Daylight Saving Time The U.S. Senate just passed the ‘Sunshine Protection Act’ Bill & it now goes … Read more
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Newly Unearthed Religious Artifacts Suggest God Created Woman First
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Sure to create a lasting religious controversy, inscriptions on a newly discovered artifact says God created woman first. While digging a 50 … Read more
Rush Limbaugh Reincarnates as a Dung Beetle
The deceased conservative political gadfly has reincarnated as a dung beetle, thus getting his just deserts. Scientists have confirmed that Rush Limbaugh, the popular conservative radio talk-show host … Read more
God Denies Being Hurt by Joe Biden
God denied being hurt by Joe Biden on Sean Hannity’s show recently, but evidence suggests otherwise. In a rare interview, God appeared on Sean Hannity’s show on Fox … Read more
Fury from Heaven: Justice Ginsburg Appeared on My iPad
Fury from Heaven: A Salute to the Spirit of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ruth Bader Ginsburg was never one to give up and believed completely in the rule of … Read more
Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad
Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention
The Republican’s convention lies in their contention. When it comes to giving speeches, Trump has always toad the line. The President’s big “hit” song: Damagin’ (All the People). … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump: A Real “Whoretime” President
The president often exhibits temper rally insanity. You tell lies to utilize… corruption! A flawed fraud offends God. Too many leaders have throne their souls away. Don’t be … Read more
Text Messaging G-d: #2 – Kamala!
Peek over my shoulder for my#2 satirical convo with the Man Upstairs about the man in the White House who carries a bible as far as across the … Read more
Leaked: Trump Experiencing Burning Palms Since Holding Bible
President takes desperate action to relieve burning palms. Both a neurologist and a dermatologist have been seen entering and leaving the White House several times since the afternoon … Read more
