This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Zero Tolerance for Racists
The racists grew some hate. Trump suffers from post-Obama trauma. When anger boils over it becomes hate. How is being a racist not racist? A cruel tea party … Read more
God
Newly Discovered Book of the Bible Reveals that God Created Mankind as a Joke
Exclusive Report: This discovery may upend current theories as to the reason that God created mankind. Latest in the continuing series: Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network). Bishop … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Global Warming Doesn’t Exit
So quit claiming global warming doesn’t exi$t! Hot flashes are making Mother Earth go environmental. Is global warming real? The answer is blowing in the tornadoes. Foolish fuels … Read more
Heaven’s Gate Estates
Exclusive: Leaked copy of rejection letter to President Trump from Heaven’s Gate Estates. Dear Mr. Trump: Receipt is acknowledged of your application for admittance to our new Heaven’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Christmas is a Time Forgiving
If you love Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? There was a crooked man who walked a crooked mile… and then denied it! Trump is an … Read more
The Chosen One?
It’s not just Perry who thinks that Trump is the Almighty’s Chosen One. Note: If you are reading this you are among the chosen ones. In an interview … Read more
Funnies Farrago: Another Second Coming
Comic book review: ‘Another Second Coming’ TO SAY THAT Mark Russell’s comic book Second Coming is about Jesus coming back to Earth (as promised, remember? — His return … Read more
There’s a Saint for That
The Creator is very busy these days, so some petitions are just falling through the cracks. Try petitioning a saint. The world has become a very crazy place. … Read more
7 Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
Climate change: Let God handle it! Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory … Read more
Offering ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Just Don’t Fly No More: Hot Air Always Dissipates
Exactly which deities are these “thoughts and prayers” being offered to, anyway? The long overused but handy expression used by countless soulless politicians and supposed sympathizers when trying … Read more
